Redneck tooth pictures!

Looks like this dog took this dude's teeth.
What can I say? These are classics! The dog's name is "billy bob". And I can't even think of a name for the other dude. What would the world be without Rednecks. My world would be boring without them.

Using a car to the extreme!

Now this is classic! I think this redneck went to the store with a push mower in mind. But when Lowes offered him a credit card to ruin his credit he fell for it and bought the riding mower. There has to be somebody he knows who has a truck to borrow. He probably has one he just didn't feel emptying the beer cans out of the back!!!!!!!

Duck Tape to the extreme!!!!!!!!

This picture is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!!! If you have ever watched the Red Green Show on PBS this would be his relatives. Red Green uses duck tape for the answer for everything. And so do these people. This is incredible. They say a picture says 1000 words. Well this one says every redneck joke of Jeff Foxworthy has come to life in this picture. God bless their hearts for trying. They are officially "duck tape specialists". This was me moving to Arkansas. :)

Did this team win a "SUPERBOWL?"

What has happened to our Steelers. I leave and go to Memphis this weekend and everything falls apart! I didn't think WVU would lose to South Florida,not that S.Florida is a bad team. But come on it's SOUTH FLORIDA. I knew the Hogs were going to blow it against LSU. I prayed for that one to happen. But SOUTH FLORIDA?
The Steelers? I thought for sure they would have some pep in their step after almost getting humiliated by the Browns. I went to check the score on my cell phone and it read Ravens 17 -0 at the half. I never checked it again until the game was over. I really wish I hadn't checked it at all. We'll give them some slack they did win the Superbowl.
What a crazy year this has been for football. I hope it doesn't get any crazier.

A very bad man!!!!!!!

I pray every night that this man is caught soon! I wish I could meet him face to face. I wish I could make him cry! I wish I could tell him of the thousands he has made cry. I look at this picture and I wish there really was a real Superman. So he would get creamed.

You can't get any evil than this. What joy does he get out of his evil plots? SOMEBODY KNOWS WHERE HE IS! I wish I did. I don't know what I would do if I ran into him on the street. I know one thing we wouldn't talk football! PRAY THAT HE IS CAUGHT SOON!!!!!!!!!

Gobble, Gobble !

Today is Thanksgiving. And as I write this it's almost over. And the Christmas shopping has begun. Except for those who are waiting in line at Wal-mart right now for the playstation 3. Which is crazy! I would rather be sitting playing my old x-box in the comfort of my own home. But to each his own, I guess.
There are so many things to be thankful for this year. I'm thankful that I am a Christian. It's good to be a child of God. I couldn't be more thankful for that. I'm thankful for my wife and my children. They are my life. No price could be laid before me to not be with my family. If someone gave me Superbowl tickets or a million dollars. I would rather be poor and spend everyday with them. Time is precious. I need all that time to spend with them.
I'm thankful for my parents. They chose to follow God and I will do the same. I feel sorry for those children who's parents chose to not follow Christ. They have let their children down. They have wasted their childrens life. That is what's wrong with the kids of this generation. People question the answer to this problem. Bad parenting! Letting their children think freely is ok. But let them just be free and make their own decisions. They need guiding not x-box. I'm glad my parents chose the right direction for me and my sister. They will be rewarded for it.
I'm thankful for the country we live in. I kind of put that on the back burner for awhile. It was there but I didn't put much thought into it, until today.
I'm not in agreement with Bush on Iraq. Actually I don't care for him at all. I'll save that for another day, I didn't vote him in so that monkey is off my back. But I read a news story about what happened over there today. It gave me chills. It started by descibing a wedding car that was blown to shreads, blood stains ran down the side of the vehicle engulfed in flames. Body parts lay blown apart on the ground. A suicide bomber drove a car into another part of the town carrying 200 pounds of explosives and exploded in a shopping area throwing sharp pieces of metal into the crowded area. I believed it killed alot of people. I don't the number but it was devastating! This violent attack made the Michael Richards problem look like a little scuffle on the playground.
Iraq is a disaster over there. There will probably be no end to it either. That's what happens when you shake up a hornets nest with no plan. But I thank God that so far we have remained safe. I can credit Bush for that. Pray that the violence stops and these people can get a long. They need to realize that killing yourself and others doesn't get you to Heaven.
I'm thankful for all my family back home, that they all remain true to God and the church. They have all been an example to me. And I love them for it.
And finally I'm thankful for my friends. They have all brought me good times. I hope they continue to do so.
I pray for all us that we always be grateful for what we have. I pray that we will not be arrogant and proud. Let us always be humble and pray for those we see acting like this. God has given us a great promise through his son. Live a good life and resist temptation,and we will be rewarded at the end. Happy Thanksgiving!

Kramer say it ain't so!

Just when we thought racism was getting better. Kramer drops a bomb, A HUGE BOMB! I recently watched the video on youtube.com. I was offended. I just found about this incident when Michael Richards apologized on Letterman the other night. I thought it was a joke. I kept watching and waiting for the punch line or waiting for Richards to do something crazy. But it never happened.
Seinfeld is my all time favorite show. Kramer was the best part of the show. I have seen every episode at least 20 times. But I watched the show the other night and just couldn't feel the same about it.
If you haven't seen the video yet you don't know the hateful things he said to those african- american people. And as a white male I feel bad for the people he said them to.
Basically Richards was in the middle of his stand up and a group of people arrived late. They were a group of fifteen of mixed color. The two guys he was yelling at were on the Today show and told their side of it. They were really not doing anything, but it was enough to send Richards on a ranting tirade of hateful words. The most hurtful part of the video was the way he used the "N" word. And this is the way he said it: "He's a N@##*r ! , He's a N&#*@r! , He's a N&%%#r! Throws his tailend out! He didn't use the word tailend either. He continued to say more horrible things after that. Man He dropped a BOMB!
I'm still shocked at what he said. I can't believe in racism. There is not a racist bone in my body. Now sometimes I have judged the way a person looked and dressed and wondered if I was going to be held up at the store. But I've thought that about black or white people. But I feel ashamed that people are racist, there is know need to be. We are all human beings, there is know need for that kind of evil.
Now back to the Richards situation. He had to have a chip on his shoulder that night. It wasn't only the words he used, it was the way he said them. He was so hateful when he said them. It was really like he meant what he said. He wasn't being funny at all.There was just no need for that kind of response with such anger. And I know he apologized but he needs to apologize face to face to the people he offended. Those two men looked like decent guys. And I felt sorry for them.
I pray we don't look at people for their color. Don't judge a book by it's cover. And that's what we all do. Even I am guilty of such judgement. God doesn't judge by color he judges what's under that color. The heart of every man is what matters to our God.
I still like Kramer on Seinfeld and I'm not judging him, but I pray for Richards and his anger problems. He said he would get help. I hope so! I hope we all get help. Not from man But from God!

The cat is out of the bag! Clint Singer likes the Buckeyes!!!!!!!! Yes I know I was born in West Virginia. And I will always be true blue and Gold in my blood. But I've always pulled for the Buckeyes. Half my family was raised in Ohio and I always like what the family likes. SO GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!!!!! And I am anti -Arkansas Razorbacks. I've been to about ten games of theirs and a couple of bowl games. One in Orlando and one in Dallas. They lost them both. I've have called the HOGS a few times. I loved to watch THEM when Matt Jones played Qb for them because he was amazing. But Matt is gone. Now I dislike him because he is a Jaguar. A definite enemy of the Steelers. Sorry Matt! He came into my store here in Searcy and bought a charger for his cell phone. And I was going to ask him for an autograph, but I didn't. That's when there was a rumor the Steelers were going to pick him in the draft. Well that didn't happen. He went to the Jags. I would've probably ripped it up.
Oh the reason I am anti-Arkansas is because they recently been ranked above our beloved Mountaineers. That should never happen! So I have denounced my calling the hogs this year. I'm glad they are winning. But not happy they ripped off our mountaineers. It's great they beat Auburn and Tennessee. But if they went against WVU I don't think they would last against the white/slaton machine. But hats off to them. One last thing to say: I'm happy John linked my blog on his. I hope you enjoy reading it. It's fun to do. It's good to express your thoughts to others and say hi to people I've been around all my life. I'm thankful for the Church in Wheeling. I love and miss everybody there. For you are my strength when I get home sick( and that's pretty much every day) I think of my family, you guys there and good ole' Wheeling and it brings me peace. But i'm thankful for Arkansas too. It has brought me a lot of good times and some good freinds. Plus my kids are at a good Christian school. Me and Arkansas have an understanding when it's time for one us to go it's over. And as long as a tornadoe stays away from my house and me were on good terms. And once again. GO BUCKEYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you read my blog leave a comment or just say HI through the comment section. i will be glad to hear from all of you guys. In Christian Love, Clint

Lastnight I had a tough time going to sleep. The weather was bad and stormy. I had fallen asleep and woke up to a huge crash of thunder. It scared the daylights out of me. One thing about living in Arkansas we have horrible lightning and booming thunder.
The thunder rumbled all night long and it rattled the doors inside our house. I was in and out of sleep all night long. After that crash of thunder the wind was howling because of a cold front moving in. It reminded me of the night hurricane Katrina went over Arkansas. That was one of the most scariest nights of bad weather I remember. The wind was just blowing in so many directions and the rain was beating against the windows, the lightning was lighting up the windows. It was crazy! I believe we had 7 tonadoes that night in and around the state. It was bad. But eventually I fell asleep.
Then I had a dream of being in a graveyard. I don't know why I was there during the whole dream. Me and some friends were just walking through there and still hadn't found the reason why we were there. But toward the end of the dream I was visited by an old friend. I was so happy to see who it was. It was my Papaw! He gave me the biggest hug and I just didn't let go. I miss my grandfather very much. He was my greatest example in life. I was very happy when I woke up today, even though I didn't get very much sleep because of the weather.
I guess God does work in mysterious ways. I had a long week at work and was lacking confidence in myself. And just needed some kind of reassurance that everything was going to be OK. And that was all I needed.
I thank you God for the dream I had and the confidence that it and you bring me everyday.